two left feet

the other morning as i was getting dressed, i pulled on my boots, stood up and realized that something didn’t feel right. i had put my boots on the wrong feet! silly me. so i sat down, pulled them off and switched feet. nope, that was even worse! what the heck? oh, look. i have two different boots. and they’re both lefts. wow. haven’t done that in awhile! i laughed and it brought me back to the here and now instead of deep inside my head frantically planning and planning and planning…